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socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks
ayajade:

cxline:

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

So amazing

Holy
weedonweedonweed:

badgerpunx:

makemefamouz:

Me after i get high with someone who has a dog

Haha


so true

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

kidouyuuto:

justsoundwavethings:

kidouyuuto:

whats the different between bird flu and swine flu

if u have bird flu u need tweet-ment and if u have swine flu u need oink-ment

but they’re similar in that both very rarely infect humans and thus did not deserve the pandemic treatment they received.

IF U HAVE BIRD FLU U NEED TWEET-MENT AND IF U HAVE SWINE FLU U NEED OINK-MENT

cherub69:


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hellacarlos:

when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for

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